piertotum-locomottor:

catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

as a lactose intolerant i can confirm this is how it’s made

imaginethebutts:

when your friend is going through a tough time and you just want to help them out

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eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

buonfresco:

19th & 20th century tiaras

cutiewill:

lumos5000:

EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THIS ONE WINS. 

we’re already home

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

what happens if a doctor eats an apple

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are u ok

deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u

deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u

drhanniballecter:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

He put peanut butter on his dick so the dog would lick it.

frillypinkdreams:

rraaaarrl:

Petting a marshmallow [x]

omg ;v;

lustlovedevour : Alright here we go I got this =D Veronika Barna. Nika. 18. Female. Bi. Hungarian. Single. Likes fancy cars, Assassin's Creed, guitar, ice-cream, Bleach, Sweden, Shadowthorne, supernatural stuff, beer. Dislikes Hungarian politics, stupid people, the pressures of school and how much stress it gives you, speaking English b/c you think your accent makes you sound funny. Random fact, your favourite movies as a kid was Tiny, the seventh brother, Homeward Bound, and the Digimon movie =D

JFC YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL *screams* I love how you added Shadow to the stuff I like *snort* but hey you could add yourself too :D

I’m actually a little scared that it’s so easy to figure me out XD

oh and um this is a random thingy but now that it was mentioned ehm *feels awkward as fuck* yeah I am bi but I dunno I feel kinda weird about that because while I think it fits me the most I don’t really like being labelled…? I mean, I don’t want people to think of me as “Nika’s this/Nika’s that” idk my sexuality is just like
I’ll like whoever I end up liking
and I would say I like people knowing it though because it could help me when I want relationships but I’m shit anyway and don’t have relationships. so well yeah
anyway I don’t know why I’m saying all this now oops *always ends up uselessly blabbering* I’m just kinda conflicted because even though bisexual is pretty much what I think fits me the most but I just feel kinda bad about being labelled?
this is probably super silly. duh sorry.

westbor0baptistchurch:

rodneykong:

i want my dick in a museum after i die

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petite-madame:

cpieng:

 Hold me tight . Make me remind

Holy Crap!

petite-madame:

cpieng:

Hold me tight . Make me remind

Holy Crap!